Corrupt a Wish

This is a game and it goes like this

I make a wish and the person who posts after me grants it but also corrupts it, then they make a wish and so on.

e.g

Person-1= I wish for a million dollars.
Person-2= Your wish has been granted, however your million dollars got burnt in a fire. (then they make a wish)

I'll start.

I wish for a RPG Launcher.

Your wish has been granted, however your RPG Launcher is faulty and it cannot shoot.

I wish for a piece of paper.

ifrit723 wrote:Your wish has been granted, however your RPG Launcher is faulty and it cannot shoot.

I wish for a piece of paper.

The RIANZ sent you a Cease and Desist order for pirating so much music. But...isn't it such a sexy piece of paper?

I wish I hadn't took an arrow to the knee so I wouldn't get involved in the dumb meme.

Commando64 wrote:

ifrit723 wrote:Your wish has been granted, however your RPG Launcher is faulty and it cannot shoot.

I wish for a piece of paper.

The RIANZ sent you a Cease and Desist order for pirating so much music. But...isn't it such a sexy piece of paper?

I wish I hadn't took an arrow to the knee so I wouldn't get involved in the dumb meme.

Your wish has been granted, however, the arrow's fragments were left inside your knee, and your knee needed to be chopped off.

I wish for this wish to come true.

Pwnalizer wrote:

Commando64 wrote:

ifrit723 wrote:Your wish has been granted, however your RPG Launcher is faulty and it cannot shoot.

I wish for a piece of paper.

The RIANZ sent you a Cease and Desist order for pirating so much music. But...isn't it such a sexy piece of paper?

I wish I hadn't took an arrow to the knee so I wouldn't get involved in the dumb meme.

Your wish has been granted, however, the arrow's fragments were left inside your knee, and your knee needed to be chopped off.

I wish for this wish to come true.

ur wish has been granted, however, ur on not on real world

i wish a better processor for my pc

Sektor wrote:

Pwnalizer wrote:

Commando64 wrote:

The RIANZ sent you a Cease and Desist order for pirating so much music. But...isn't it such a sexy piece of paper?

I wish I hadn't took an arrow to the knee so I wouldn't get involved in the dumb meme.

Your wish has been granted, however, the arrow's fragments were left inside your knee, and your knee needed to be chopped off.

I wish for this wish to come true.

ur wish has been granted, however, ur on not on real world

i wish a better processor for my pc

your wish has been granted, from now on, your processor is better and faster, but ur PC's power cable is broken when i upgrades ur processor.....

I wish for a piece of wood.

Your wish has been granted, however your piece of wood has been raped to ashes.

I wish for a pie

ifrit723 wrote:Your wish has been granted, however your piece of wood has been raped to ashes.

I wish for a pie

Your wish has been granted but your Pie has T-Virus on it so you Turned into a Zombie.

I Wish for a PS Vita or 3DS

Your wish has been granted but your PSVita/3DS has been burnt into crisp by a local yokel.

I wish for a l'cie badge

ifrit723 wrote:Your wish has been granted but your PSVita/3DS has been burnt into crisp by a local yokel.

I wish for a l'cie badge

Your Wish has been granted...however the Delivery Man that will Deliver your Badge Accidentaly Delivered it to norm85nz

I Wish for a PS3.

your wish has been granted...however ur PS3 cannot read any of ur game disc.
I wish for good internet line.

Your wish has been granted, however your internet line has an underground connection and therefore it lags.

I wish for a slave.

your wish has been granted however the slave raped u n fled

i wish for a new flamethrower

Your wish has been granted, however one of the packs of the flamethrower got shoot and exploded causing you to explode scattering your body parts and fluids around the ..city.
I wish to be an admin.

Your wish has been granted, however, you need to apply for VIP,Member and wait for a admin slot.

I wish a Premium account on Team Fortress 2.

Guimis wrote:Your wish has been granted, however, you need to apply for VIP,Member and wait for a admin slot.

I wish a Premium account on Team Fortress 2.

Your wish has been granted, however your Premium Account got Hacked and you lost it.

I Wish for a Wii

Your wish has been granted..however the mailman gave it to your mom but your mom gave it away as a christmas gift.

I wish for a wish.

SpookyBoy wrote:Your wish has been granted..however the mailman gave it to your mom but your mom gave it away as a christmas gift.

I wish for a wish.

Your wish has been granted, however the Union of genies is having a strike so you will never get your wish.

I wish for some Potato Chips.

Your wish has been granted..however the potato chips u wished has expired and your dad threw it.

I wish for nothing.

Your wish has been granted, however I'm going to give you a free gift. My Penis! D:

I wish for my very own whore house where I don't have to pay any of the whores except from on Saturday of every 2 weeks and they liked it.

your wish has been granted, however you cant use all of the admin comands

i wish i has a luxurious house

Ezio_samfisher wrote:your wish has been granted, however you cant use all of the admin comands

i wish i has a luxurious house

Wut?

X.Rated wrote:

Ezio_samfisher wrote:your wish has been granted, however you cant use all of the admin comands

i wish i has a luxurious house

Wut?

do u know how to play? :O lol.

X.Rated wrote: Your wish has been granted, however I'm going to give you a free gift. My Penis! D:

I wish for my very own whore house where I don't have to pay any of the whores except from on Saturday of every 2 weeks and they liked it.

Your wish has been granted, however whores u had were Men and they raped you + they said they ''liked'' cuz they got some penis from you

i wish i would be a most pro at everything i do.