ifrit723's Troll against Internet sales person

Stallone: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: HELLO!
Stallone: Hi.
You: YOUR FUNNY.
Stallone: Okay.
Stallone: So, how may I be of assistance today?
You: Can i buy some orangee chicken and tampon tea ? please. I'm hungry
Stallone: No, we don't sell those here.
Stallone: Do you have any Optus related queries.
Stallone: *?
You: Oh. Yes
You: What is Optus about ?
Thank you for choosing Optus. An Optus Online Sales Rep will be with you shortly.
You are now chatting with Stallone. Please note that all chats will be recorded and monitored for training purposes with the option for you to request a copy of the transcript at the end of the chat. How can I help you?
Stallone: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: HELLO!
Stallone: Hi.
You: YOUR FUNNY.
Stallone: Okay.
Stallone: So, how may I be of assistance today?
You: Can i buy some orangee chicken and tampon tea ? please. I'm hungry
Stallone: No, we don't sell those here.
Stallone: Do you have any Optus related queries.
Stallone: *?
You: Oh. Yes
You: What is Optus about ?
Stallone: It's a telecom service provider dealing in mobile phones, broadband & home phones, delivering cutting-edge networks & entertainment services.
LAME: Oh. okay, What is the best broadband avaliable?
LAME: Can you make my broadband faster ?
Stallone: In terms of speed, the fastest available is the Premium Speed broadband that comes with a home phone.
Stallone: In terms of deals/cost, the $64.94 plan (with a home phone) or the $59.99 Naked Broadband plan (without a home phone ) would be the go.
LAME: CAN I HAVE ONE? FOR FREE? PL0X I AM DUH POOR BOI LIVING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE. I EAT DUH ORANGEE CHICKEN EVERY NITE. I STILL HUNGRY...
LAME: Can i have it for Free ?
Stallone: No free, sorry.
Stallone: I'm sorry, can you be more serious?
LAME: Okay. Do you have any free items i can have ?
LAME: Ok sir, i'll be more serious. Are you gay by any chance?
LAME: HELLO?
LAME: IM LONELY
LAME: I NEED A FRIEND!
Stallone: Yes, I'm here.
LAME: Can i buy a homephone, How much is one ?
Stallone: It depends on the plan you choose.
LAME: What's the cheapest plan?
Stallone: The home phone plans available are $29.95 and $49.95.
Stallone: Yes, the $29.95 is the cheapest.
LAME: How can i buy it? Do i need a credit card?
Stallone: Is it just the handset or the home phone landline you are after?
LAME: Home phone landline
LAME: I find it hard to wire a home phone because i live next door to you, in a cardboard box.
LAME: i just use 3G network to go on the internet
Stallone: Okay, let me show you the plans.
LAME: Do you sell Condoms?
Stallone: Click here to see the Home Phone plans.
LAME: Ty
LAME: Can you come over to my house?
LAME: I'm outside your house D;
LAME: Im the guy wearing green T shirt, pants and hat
Stallone: Okay, I've got to disconnect the chat now.
Stallone: Have a great day.
Stallone: Thanks for chatting with us. We value your feedback, so if you have a moment, please click the “Close” button at top right to answer a few questions about your experience with us today. If you've had a good experience, please share it with your friends and family. Thank you.


I am the person called 'LAME'. Before i knew how to change my name, i was 'YOU'.
Lol a friend gave me this link and told me to troll at him, so i did. but after he trolled about 5 times he was disconnected.

Link: https://sales.liveperson.net/hc/21394572/?cmd=file&file=chatFrame&site=21394572&SV
Lets troll!

EDIT
2nd chat

Pencil lover: How much bandwidth is your best broadband connection ?
Stallone: There is a plan called Premium Speed Broadband, the highest speed that can be achieved is up to 80 Mbps.
Stallone: This broadband comes with a home phone also.
Pencil lover: How much Porn can i download with 80Mbps?
Stallone: 80Mbps is what you call the ultimate speed, we call it Supersonic speed. A video of 1GB size can be downloaded is just a second with this kind of speed.
Pencil lover: Awesome! I CAN DOWNLOAD 50000000000000000000000000000GB PORN!!! WOOO HAPPY BUSINESS MAN WITH COOKIES!
Stallone: You aren't serious at all, are you?
Pencil lover: i am serious
Pencil lover: I just hate most people cause they call me crazy.
Pencil lover: Do you think im crazy?
Stallone: I don't know you.
Pencil lover: D: Thats not nice. I thought you and I were friends
Stallone: We are. can't just discuss it over here.
Pencil lover: Got any online chatting sites?

Best trolling

Here is my Troll (its weak troll)

Steve: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: Hello
You: Can i buy some orangee chicken and tampon tea ?
You: I'm poor
You: hello?
You: i'm alone?
You: is this a dream?
Steve: Sorry, let me know if you are looking for a broadband or a home phone.
You: oh
You: sorry
You: but
You: you have plans of home phone for Brazil?
You: on *
You: sorry,i have a little bad english
You: you don't speak much,Steve
You: are you ok?
Steve: Do you mean international call from your home phone?
You: need help?
Steve: I am fine.
You: oh,ok
You: Well,yep
You: but,i dont know much about these things
Steve: Not a problem.
You: Well,ok,i just wanna one more awnser
You: did you sell Pokemon Cards?
You: it's super rare these days!
You: i have a charizard
You: it's much cool!
Steve: We do not sell that.
You: ok,but do you have any cards?
You: wanna battle with me?
You: just come to Brazil
You: and we can battle
You: you never will win
Steve: I am sure you will win : )
You: Oh
You: thanks
You: I'm the pokemon master on my street
You: Well,gotta go
You: Have a nice day,Steve
Steve: Have a good one : )
Steve: You too.
You: Let's battle someday
Steve: Enjoy you weekend.
You: Thank you

@ guimis

Thats random but...

Its weaken'd coz u reviled ur location
But other then that.. Pokemon cards WTF LOL

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FAIL TROLL

Linda: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you
know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: Hello, Linda do you have any boradband that is atleast 40 Mbps?
You: What I meant to say was, do you suck dirty Nigro co*k?
Linda: Yes we do.
You: Gotcha, bitch!

Lol best timing ever

X.Rated wrote:Linda: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you
know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: Hello, Linda do you have any boradband that is atleast 40 Mbps?
You: What I meant to say was, do you suck dirty Nigro co*k?
Linda: Yes we do.
You: Gotcha, bitch!

lmao epic own

Again:

You are now chatting with Stefan. Please note that all chats will be recorded and monitored for training purposes with the option for you to request a copy of the transcript at the end of the chat. How can I help you?

Stefan: Hi my name is Stefan, can I help you with your Sales Enquiry?

You: Hello Stefen.

You: What would you recomend to be the best broadband?

Stefan: Hi there.

You: ...

You: Well your broadband obviously isn't the best. Took you like 1 hours

You: hour*

Stefan: Are you interested in having a homephone along with the connection.

You: NNo just the broadband

You: I just need it for the porn

You: Wait

You: I can use live chats with the homephone right?

You: To talk to sexy girls whilest I watch them on tv

Stefan: Okay.

You: The best recomended for free porn and cheap calls to live-chat?

Stefan: We have naked broadband plans starting with

You: "naked broadband"

Stefan: We have naked broadband plan of $59.99.

You: Please can you explain?

You: it does soud like a good deal and sounds interesting

You: but

Stefan: We have $59.99 plan . you will be getting 120Gb data along with that.

You: Wow that is very nice

Stefan: We have to do a service check for this.

You: Ok

You: This is the kind of porn I like http://fap.to/images/full/41/130/1304615881.jpg

You: do you offer granny porn or nnecro porn?

Stefan: I'm sorry, we don't have any.

You: I would like the child porn but I heard that it is illegal since last week

You: Why would they ban children just last week when it's their choice if they wanna get fucked analy by a big black man

You: :/ makes me wonder

You: I once made a child porn video

Stefan: Well if you don't have any questions related to Optus service, I'm sorry I'll forced to close this chat.

You: with my baby sister

You: This is related

You: I asked if I can view child/necro/granny porn on the internet you are offering

Stefan: Thanks for chatting have a nice day.

Thanks for chatting with us. If you'd like to give feedback on this service, just click the "Close" button on the top right of the chat window.

You are now chatting with Cody. Please note that all chats will be recorded and monitored for training purposes with the option for you to request a copy of the transcript at the end of the chat. How can I help you?

Cody: Hi my name is Cody, can I help you with your Sales Enquiry?

You: 'sup Cody?

You: I heard about your Naed Broadband deal

You: Naked*

You: Sorry.

Cody: Yes.

Cody: We have Naked Broadband plans starting from $59.99 for 120 GB data.

You: for only £59.99

You: Nice

You: What kind of features are included with this package?

Cody: Click here. < Not really a virus xD

X.Rated: OMFG you faggot it gave me a virus!

X.Rated: Damn Nigger I'm calling the Cyber Police!

X.Rated: You can suck my dick all I care fag.

X.Rated: I only asked for a fucking Naked Package and you gave me a fucking virus!

X.Rated: I fucking hate you Nigger!

X.Rated: That site had Java dirve-bys all over it!

X.Rated: Go kill yourself

X.Rated: Stop wanking to porn and get a life

Cody: Because you keep using inappropriate language, I have to terminate our chat session immediately.

Cody: Thanks for chatting with us, Have a great day ahead.

X.Rated: Your fault

I have a hard time believing this random crap.

btw nice one there x.rated.

Well this is not really a troll but meh ima post it here xD

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EDIT :

Spoiler:

holy crap what a trolling xO. these are funny.. and.. rated.. ur were so pro!=D

well name...

coz when u exit it takes 30 mins before ur chat is disabled from the live person.