Pointless stuff.

Anyways, I have a smart phone and 2 microSD cards: a full 32GB (card I use most that has 90% of stuff I deem important), and a mostly empty 4GB, which came free with the phone when I bought it. Whenever I want to switch to the other card, I need to remove the back cover to access the horribly placed microSD card slot. Did I mention it was horribly placed? Because it is...seriously, what the fuck...did the phone manufacturers ever think of sticking the slot on the outside? Assholes...

Ahem. Earlier today, I was going to remove my 32GB card and stick in the 4GB one. Now, there was a perfectly fine...quite sexy table near me so I could place the 32GB card. Of course, like the boss I am, I decided to not use it. Instead, I had the 4GB card in one hand; phone in the other (with the the 32GB cozily inside).

Shit got serious.

First, I removed the back cover with the utmost precision. Almost like that of an ninja assassin cyborg kitteh...or was it cyborg ninja kitteh assassin. Fuck I don't know. Whatever, after the cover was removed, I carefully ejaculat- I mean ejected the 32GB card and inserted the 4GB one. I put the back cover back on, and did a congratulatory derp to honor this amazing job well done. Of course, it might not have been the best time to derp...the 32GB card was missing.



I stared at my hand for a good 10 seconds. Was it stuck to the back of my hand? Did it turn invisible? Am I gonna die? Many question ran through my brain. The one thing that contained all my hopes and dreams, my aspirations, my porn...gone. After a good 2 minutes of thinking, I came (put a period here, remove "of thinking") to the conclusion that it must've dropped from my hand onto the ground. I looked at the ground...nothing. I looked under the couch I was sitting on...nothing. I even swallowed my pride and went over to the table to see if it decided to waltz on over there...it didn't, and there was nothing.

And now onto the point of this thread (I warned you all that text was pointless). Why is it whenever I drop something, it vanishes from existence and I can never find it? Is Isaac Newton trolling me again? I didn't throw the apple at his head...I'm innocent!

This kinda stuff ever happen to you guys? You lose something, and you can't find it anywhere. Explain.

Actually o lost my pinkie pie toy 2 weeks ago D:

I got a blue screen by people tnt'ing in my minecraft server.
I lost the ability wanting to host a server now.

I lost my ipod, I didn't even see it in my hand....
Mind you it was when I went 72 hours without sleep haha

Omg i put my ipod on the sofa. Next day it vanished o.o

whenever i get home late n put somethin important on the desk it doesnt matter how early i awake its already vanished

Conker wrote:

whenever i get home late n put somethin important on the desk it doesnt matter how early i awake its already vanished

Maybe the little chinchilla stole it.

Commando wrote:

Conker wrote:

whenever i get home late n put somethin important on the desk it doesnt matter how early i awake its already vanished

Maybe the little chinchilla stole it.

nono the maid always replace watever i put on the desk n then i always ask her 'where is it' n she says 'idk' it makes me mad >.<

Ofc this always hapens to me i do my homework plCE IT ON THE TABLE AN GO SLEEP NEXT DAY ITS GONE AND I FAIL THNE I SEARCH MY STUFF AND CANT FIND IT WHERE DOES IT GO ??? :d

Pony took it

Acid wrote:

Ofc this always hapens to me i do my homework plCE IT ON THE TABLE AN GO SLEEP NEXT DAY ITS GONE AND I FAIL THNE I SEARCH MY STUFF AND CANT FIND IT WHERE DOES IT GO ??? :d

Used to do that, then I found out my Dad kept throwing all the paper on the table out before he went to bed.

I lost the cap off my USB flash drive, found it like miles away from where i dropped it.