Granted. But it was poison cake
i wish for 10000G internet speed

Your wish has been granted, however since your a panda, your brain cannot function without the original speed, thus you lose your 10000G internet speed.

I wish for a

ur wish has been granted however it ate its own skin coz it lieks bacon

i wish for a nuttela cupcake

Wish granted, but you were jelly bro.

I wish for X

Your wish has been granted, however the deliveryman made a slight mistake and gave you a Y.

I wish for a McChicken meal

ur wish has been granted however woody woodpecker stole it

i wish for a peanut

Granted however it was a naked peanut D;
I wish to own Guest

panda123 wrote:

Granted however it was a naked peanut D;
I wish to own Guest

You're wish has been granted, however, since Guest is much more powerful than you, you failed utterly.

I wish for ifrit to reply to this wish.

Granted, however a government organization from the future that specializes in time travel and corrupting hard-to-corrupt wishes came to our time and kidnapped Ifrit. They submit him to the Ludovico Technique, which basically involves being forced to watch 12 hours of hardcore pornography and listen to Cher at max volume. After doing that, they extract his brain, which is all mushy due to the excessive mental torture and examine it using SCIENCE! After using said SCIENCE, they manage to figure out how to corrupt Pwnalizer's wish...

...The answer is 42. Oh, and I'm actually Ifrit posting this, just using Commando's account. >:D

I wish for a indestructible rocket tricycle with laser turrets.

Commando64 wrote:

Granted, however a government organization from the future that specializes in time travel and corrupting hard-to-corrupt wishes came to our time and kidnapped Ifrit. They submit him to the Ludovico Technique, which basically involves being forced to watch 12 hours of hardcore pornography and listen to Cher at max volume. After doing that, they extract his brain, which is all mushy due to the excessive mental torture and examine it using SCIENCE! After using said SCIENCE, they manage to figure out how to corrupt Pwnalizer's wish...

...The answer is 42. Oh, and I'm actually Ifrit posting this, just using Commando's account. >

I wish for a indestructible rocket tricycle with laser turrets.

Granted, however ifrit from the future hired a bounty hunter that specializes in corrupting wishes at an extreme high successful scientific level and corrupted it so that you become one of the trio human species that have been being tested on to make a perfect human centipede. YOU ARE NOW THE LAST PART OF IT, WHICH MEANS THE SHIT FROM THE FIRST PERSON GOES THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM OF THE SECOND AND THAN INTO YOU'RE MOUTH AT THE VERY END FROM HIS ASS, and u shit their digested shit out merged with your shit.

I wish for £100.

Lol the fuck.

Wish granted however i stole your £100 to buy some games.

I wish for an eraser.

Here is your eraser sir it will be $1000 cash or credit?
I wish i got a derp

Granted. You are now forced to read the story me and Davey made until the day you die.

I wish to have a wish that cannot, IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY, be corrupted and there is no harm to me or anything else in the universe. THE GODS CANT EVEN FUCKING CORRUPT IT!

ur wish has been granted however the carrot time travelled 2 a time where carrots dont exist so it became a god
i wish for a smg that fires 10 bullets/second

Revive Time, Your wish has been granted but you died of laughter

i wish for 5 billion dollars.

Your wish has been granted unfortunately you recieved 5 billion monopoly dollars

I wish i had a new graphics card

Here is the graphic card from your house sir.
i wish to get 100 on the test tomorrow; (

wish granted, y ourrecieved a 100 on the test. Unfortunetly your teach is a troll and gave you a 99.

I wish i had some bamboo to eat.