Stallone: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: HELLO!
Stallone: Hi.
You: YOUR FUNNY.
Stallone: Okay.
Stallone: So, how may I be of assistance today?
You: Can i buy some orangee chicken and tampon tea ? please. I'm hungry
Stallone: No, we don't sell those here.
Stallone: Do you have any Optus related queries.
Stallone: *?
You: Oh. Yes
You: What is Optus about ?
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You are now chatting with Stallone. Please note that all chats will be recorded and monitored for training purposes with the option for you to request a copy of the transcript at the end of the chat. How can I help you?
Stallone: Hi there, I'm an Online Sales Rep. How can I help you? Just to let you know, all information I give you is correct as of today.
You: HELLO!
Stallone: Hi.
You: YOUR FUNNY.
Stallone: Okay.
Stallone: So, how may I be of assistance today?
You: Can i buy some orangee chicken and tampon tea ? please. I'm hungry
Stallone: No, we don't sell those here.
Stallone: Do you have any Optus related queries.
Stallone: *?
You: Oh. Yes
You: What is Optus about ?
Stallone: It's a telecom service provider dealing in mobile phones, broadband & home phones, delivering cutting-edge networks & entertainment services.
LAME: Oh. okay, What is the best broadband avaliable?
LAME: Can you make my broadband faster ?
Stallone: In terms of speed, the fastest available is the Premium Speed broadband that comes with a home phone.
Stallone: In terms of deals/cost, the $64.94 plan (with a home phone) or the $59.99 Naked Broadband plan (without a home phone ) would be the go.
LAME: CAN I HAVE ONE? FOR FREE? PL0X I AM DUH POOR BOI LIVING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE. I EAT DUH ORANGEE CHICKEN EVERY NITE. I STILL HUNGRY...
LAME: Can i have it for Free ?
Stallone: No free, sorry.
Stallone: I'm sorry, can you be more serious?
LAME: Okay. Do you have any free items i can have ?
LAME: Ok sir, i'll be more serious. Are you gay by any chance?
LAME: HELLO?
LAME: IM LONELY
LAME: I NEED A FRIEND!
Stallone: Yes, I'm here.
LAME: Can i buy a homephone, How much is one ?
Stallone: It depends on the plan you choose.
LAME: What's the cheapest plan?
Stallone: The home phone plans available are $29.95 and $49.95.
Stallone: Yes, the $29.95 is the cheapest.
LAME: How can i buy it? Do i need a credit card?
Stallone: Is it just the handset or the home phone landline you are after?
LAME: Home phone landline
LAME: I find it hard to wire a home phone because i live next door to you, in a cardboard box.
LAME: i just use 3G network to go on the internet
Stallone: Okay, let me show you the plans.
LAME: Do you sell Condoms?
Stallone: Click here to see the Home Phone plans.
LAME: Ty
LAME: Can you come over to my house?
LAME: I'm outside your house D;
LAME: Im the guy wearing green T shirt, pants and hat
Stallone: Okay, I've got to disconnect the chat now.
Stallone: Have a great day.
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I am the person called 'LAME'. Before i knew how to change my name, i was 'YOU'.
Lol a friend gave me this link and told me to troll at him, so i did. but after he trolled about 5 times he was disconnected.
Link:
https://sales.liveperson.net/hc/21394572/?cmd=file&file=chatFrame&site=21394572&SVLets troll!
EDIT
2nd chat
Pencil lover: How much bandwidth is your best broadband connection ?
Stallone: There is a plan called Premium Speed Broadband, the highest speed that can be achieved is up to 80 Mbps.
Stallone: This broadband comes with a home phone also.
Pencil lover: How much Porn can i download with 80Mbps?
Stallone: 80Mbps is what you call the ultimate speed, we call it Supersonic speed. A video of 1GB size can be downloaded is just a second with this kind of speed.
Pencil lover: Awesome! I CAN DOWNLOAD 50000000000000000000000000000GB PORN!!! WOOO HAPPY BUSINESS MAN WITH COOKIES!
Stallone: You aren't serious at all, are you?
Pencil lover: i am serious
Pencil lover: I just hate most people cause they call me crazy.
Pencil lover: Do you think im crazy?
Stallone: I don't know you.
Pencil lover: D: Thats not nice. I thought you and I were friends
Stallone: We are. can't just discuss it over here.
Pencil lover: Got any online chatting sites?